In Sink Quotes
"I'm going as slow as a jiggalo"-Tyler
"Man, that rabbit Musta pissed his pants!"-Scott
"Two in the hand is better than one in the ass"-Our friend Sayot
"Hey look a tormado"-Mike
"Hey, when that baby screams it sounds like James Brown"-Tyler
"Was the sausage good?"-Tyler
"Scott, this isn't entertainment 101"-Mrs.Hanke (our spanish teacher)
"THHHHRRRRIP ASSSSSSS"-Scott Johnson
Tyler:"Hey, what kind of car is that?" Mike:"It looks like a fuchamobile"
Tyler:"Mike, You're an Idium"
Mike:"What the hell is an Idium?"
Tyler:"I don't know, but they're probably driving fuchamobiles"
"I'm sorry Sir, I didn't mean to!"-Tyler (after flipping off some Drunken redneck)
"Wow, That place closes?"-Mike
"Hey is that the ballroom?"-Tyler(Looking at a gumball machine)
"Welcome Back!"-Mike(to some girl walking out of the bathroom)
"Jake, the next time you shape my cock...Damnit I cant talk today"-Mike
"Move along TongVaughn"-Woody the lunchroom guy
"LAUREN MAKES ME HARD!!"-Jake
"Lauren gives me Streaks"-Scott
"OOPS, I just blew my load"-Scott Johnson
"Girls dont take craps"-Scott Johnson
"I'm gonna go home and shoot myself"-Jake
"Sleigh Ride is MY Bitch!"-Nathan Mertz (Our Trombonist)
"What, What, What??"-Woody(the lunchroom guy)"
("Insert any word here) Ass"-Scott Johnson
"Joe come get your gay sticks"-Tyler
Blake:"I want some Pussy" Joe:"My moms upstairs"
"JOEY! You broke my friggin' arm!"-Scott Johnson
"Every time I took a sip of diahrea"-Mike
"That little girl sings like Scott"-Tyler
"Did you see that Janitor looking at me?"-Mike(In a robot voice)
"Gilbert I like these ones, Gilbert"-Mike
Mike:"I played with my mom once......" Tyler: (Laughing really hard)
"Sweaty Werewolf sex"-Mike
Scott Johnson:"Once I took this girl to climax" Our Spanish Teacher: "Scott, thats a half hour after school"
Scott-"Hey Mrs. Hanke raise the roof" Mrs. Hanke-Do you really think it will help"?
"Thats going on the quotes page"-Mike
"I was playing with that condom and when I looked up we were in the ditch"-Mike
"Oh man, Today is gonna be a chubby day"-Scott Johnson
"Funyan Onions"-Scott Johnson
"It's Scott Johnsons first law of motion"-Scott
The whole band Class :Ahhh, We're all gonna die!" Mr. P: "SHUT UP!!"
"Jake, you're walking home"-Mike every day
Nathan: "Good one Jake" Jake: (silence) "I'm Horny"
"Get that damn screwdriver outta my head"-The Zombie head on Return of the Living Dead II
"Scott: "Rob hasn't got a blow in a while Mike: "He just got a nice one on the trampoline" (after they came in from jumping)
"Mike you're gonna die............Someday"-Rob
Some Guy: "Hey Kid, you sound like my mom." Mike: "I am your mom." Guy: "You think that's funny you Son of a Bitch?" (This happened several years ago)
"Did that big jizz ball hit you in the face too"- Scott Johnson (Half asleep)
Some Big Jocks: "What the hell? Are You retarded??" Rob: "What'd that guy say?"
Rob: "Hey Mike, it's a Wu Tang soccer mom" Mike: "Rob, SHUT UP!" (points to the lady working)
"I'd like to hit her with a Semi with a pitchfork strapped to it!"- Jake
"Mike, shave your pubes."-Scott every day
"Oh my God! That guy in the car beside us was jacking off!"- Rob
"Garry Pride"- Mike
Rob: "Hey Woody!" Woody: "What?" Rob: (starts singing the BattleStar Galactica song)
Mike: "I gotta go, I have some homework to do" Scott: "Homework, Schmomwork, just copy it from Mike tomorow."
"Scott has no balls"- Alison Wipf (After 2 hrs. of silence)
"You should dress up naked" -Rob
Construction worker: "You got a problem" Rob : "What? I cant hear you. I'm gay in the ear."
Robs mom: "Robie, is that a hickey?" Rob: "No ma." Mike: "He got shot with a tazer" Robs mom: "ok...." *10 min later* Robs mom: "Robie, did you really get shot by a tazer?"